The Ancient Astronaut Shorts bring the gold all the way down — ancient Mayan relief artwork on a black base, built for the street, the festival, or deep in the lot.
♻️ MADE FROM 100% RECYCLED MATERIALS ♻️
Artist-designed Ancient Mayan gold relief graphics
Moisture-wicking recycled performance fabric
Elastic waistband with drawstring
Two side-entry pockets
Sizes S–3XL
Limited drop — once they're gone, they're gone
Part of the Ancient Astronaut Set. Built for the street, the festival, or deep in the lot.
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